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captains-super-shield:

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulu:

i want a tampon/pad advert where it’s just a woman in full battle uniform tearing through piles and piles of opponents with a sword and sometimes her bare hands and in the end while she’s standing on a pile of dead bodies a little blood trickles down her thigh and she sighs dramatically and the caption’s like

"YOU BELONG IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES.

NOT YOUR UTERUS.”

I HAVE WANTED THIS FOR SO LONG

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When a prof plays my favorite obscure composer in class

musictheoryaugmented:

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lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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stacksbreadup:

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?

stacksbreadup:

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?

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the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the…

i’m so angryyy

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q2qcomics:

Q2Q Comics #70: Don’t Drop It
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alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

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gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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thatbawsasia:

She bout to get her ass beat

thatbawsasia:

She bout to get her ass beat

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